Archive for June, 2008
That was my saddest time.

I had fun in first grade. Too too too much fun. First grade was awsome! I was sad on the last day of school because I loved first grade.
I tucked my worry dolls into Friskie’s collar. I like to tuck things under, over, around, other-way-around, down, through and in stuff.


I only want to go to aftercare when it’s special days…like when we have ice cream. And when the clown comes and she brings a rabbit and a whoopie cushion. And when she’s done painting something on you, then she asks you to stand up and she puts the cushion under you and then she asks you to sit back down. Then the whoopie cushion goes “ptthhhpth” and the clown says “Peeee-ewww! Oh my goodness! Well, at least you’re not picking your nose!” And then we all pretend to pick our noses. That is so much fun! That’s when I like to go to aftercare.
Have you seen the movie “Doggie Poo”? It’s claymation. We watched it in art. It’s so DRAMATIC! The soil could talk, the poop could talk (of course) and the plant could talk. It was so funny! You HAVE to see this movie!
[What does dramatic mean?]
You know how you’re always saying “you’re SO dramatic Katie!” – well I think it means a lot of crying and laughing.
Anyway, when Doggie Poo finally gets absorbed into the ground to make good soil for the dandelion, the dandelion grows big…big…big and then its seed pods all blow away in the wind to make new dandelions.
You know, when I see dandelions I always blow on them and make a wish. You know what I wish? (I can tell you because it will still come true). I wish the world was very nice, that everyone would get what they need, that the world would take care of us all, that we’d live for a very long time and we’d never be sad. And every time I wish that, it does come true you know, because the very next day I’m nicer to people around me.

I colored his arms and legs red because tiki’s don’t wear sunscreen. Everybody said “he’s just carved wood!” so they didn’t give him sunscreen. Now he’s got a sunburn!

Why did I get a sunburn when I was wearing sunscreen? At first I thought it was a rash, but it wasn’t. It’s on the bottom of my back…the top of my bottom…how do you say that? It’s on the upper side of down. Now where would you say that’s located? It’s on the tip of my tongue. (See how funny I sound? I’m talking like a really smart person!) Ha Ha, I’m so funny!
This is the girls only club – boys have to stay OUT!


But it’s also fun when everybody plays


Oh yes and they had strawberries too!



I like to watch spongebob…with spongebob.


I told mommy that I hoped the tooth fairy would leave me paper money this time for my tooth. When I woke up, there was a dollar bill under my pillow.
I was sort of disappointed ’cause I wanted paper money. You know…the kind that is blue or pink or yellow. Like the kind we use in monopoly.


